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Feeling broke? Emotionally rugged? Diagnosed with a severe lack of financial freedom?
Ask your blockchain doctor about PUMPPILL 💊  the meme coin prescribed for chronic poverty, market FOMO, and unbearable wage labor.

Clinically untested but spiritually approved, PUMPPILL may provide temporary relief from:
	•	Flat charts
	•	Low dopamine levels
	•	Your 9-5

Swallow the $PILL. Pump responsibly.

🧪 Side Effects May Include:
– Delusional chart drawing
– Believing you’re early (you’re not)
– Yelling “WE’RE SO BACK” at 3am
– Compulsive refreshing of DEX Screener
– Sudden urge to launch your own meme coin with zero plan
– Alienation from friends who “don’t get crypto”
– Unshakable belief that this time… it’s different

⚠️ Disclaimer: Not FDA approved. May cause extreme volatility, short-term delusions of wealth, and uncontrollable tweeting. Consult your financial advisor if you have one. If you don’t… you’re probably in the right place.

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