Stonk Pepe

Pepe’s wife, Brenda, finally packed her bags the day he tried to mint their marriage certificate as an NFT to "increase their liquidity." During the divorce settlement, the judge awarded her the house, the car, and his prized collection of rare holographic trading cards. To make matters worse, his parents recently passed away in a tragic, albeit highly improbable, commercial lilypad collision. They left him a sizable inheritance, hoping he’d use it to build a stable, secure future. Did he mourn?  he also immediately dump the entire estate into a decentralized meme token called ElonDogeMoonRocket? Also yes. Now, he sits in the trading pit… orphaned, divorced, and down 99.8% on his life savings. As the red candles plummet to the absolute bottom of his monitors, he stares blankly into the abyss, clutching his WAGMI mug and whispering his daily mantra: "Just gotta buy the dip."

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