Department of Emotional Damage

"Did you sell your bag right before it 100x’d? Did you ape into a rug at 4 AM? Welcome home, citizen."

The Department of Emotional Damage (DEPT) is the official regulatory body monitoring your absolute worst financial decisions. We don’t offer financial advice; we offer coping mechanisms and premium grade cope.

📉 Mandate: To turn your portfolio’s trauma into generational wealth.
🛑 Dev holding? No. Dev is already emotionally damaged and sold his lunch money for this.
🚀 The Plan: Straight to Raydium, no brakes, just vibes and shared trauma.

File your claim by buying the green candle. Let's send this department to a billion-dollar valuation. 🗂️💥

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