Jeets & Poors 500

Jeets & Poor’s 500 (JNP500) – The only index fund where the exit strategy is the entry plan! 💸

Built on Solana and powered by pure cope and hopium, JNP500 tracks the top 500 panic-sell moments across crypto Twitter. Our mascot, Chadjeet, smiles through every dump while gripping that sack of SOL tighter than his last INR-to-USD conversion.

Whether you're a paper-handed whale or a poor soul chasing green candles at ATH, there's a place for you in JNP500. Because in this economy, the real gains were the jeets we made along the way.

Buy high, jeet higher. 🚀📉

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